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Conversation Between a Wife and Her Husband who is an IT Specialist.
> >
> >Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear . . . . ., I'm
now
> >logged in."
> >Wife??? : Have you brought the grocery?
> >Husband : Bad command or filename.
> >Wife??? : But I told you in the morning
> >Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
> >Wife??? : What about my new TV?
> >Husband : Variable not found . . .
> >Wife??? : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
> >Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied . . .
> >Wife??? : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just
> >being
> >funny?
> >Husband : Too many parameters . . .
> >Wife??? : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
> >Husband : Data type mismatch.
> >Wife??? : You are useless.
> >Husband : It's by Default.
> >Wife??? : What about your Salary?
> > Husband : File in use . . . Try later.
> >Wife??? : What is my value in the family?
> >Husband : Unknown Virus